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Dropocalypse '25

Person wearing a light gray crewneck sweatshirt with a car graphic without wheels on cinderblocks on a plain background

Person wearing a light gray crewneck sweatshirt with a car graphic without wheels on cinderblocks on a plain background

greetings, you magnificent bastardi

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we have returned in triumphant glory

Turns out we never left—just came back 102% more brilliant. We did the maths.

Person standing on a city street, wearing a brown jacket and white pants and a graphic t-shirt of a drawn elephant that says "viva"

Text 'Oil Leak' embroidered on a mustard yellow background

Navy blue shirt with 'Flat Tire' embroidered in white on a dark background

Floral and car patterned toile hoodie on a gray background

Navy blue hoodie with a red elephant chenille patch on the back against a gray background

Camouflage hoodie with elephant pattern on a gray background

Person wearing a gray crewneck sweatshirt with a car graphic on cinderblocks, standing next to another person outdoors on a city street

Person wearing a camouflage sweater with text that reads "out of gas" on a city street