If you're reading this, it means there's already a little
hooligan elephant inside of you. 

That contrarian spirit, that sees normal and says 'This is not for me' 

That sees normal and twists it into new. 

That sees normal, and sets it ablaze. 

Make no mistake-the bastardo is a hooligan
-but always with style, humor, and charm.

Viva bastardo!