What we make
Jumpsuits, hoodies, tees, caps, and small hardware for the car. None of it will make you a better driver.
Viva Bastardo: clothing and accessories for the slightly eccentric hooligan
Comic transcript. Viva Bastardo, Hooligan Edition. An explanation. Not an apology. No elephants were harmed. Several were annoyed.
Panel 1. A herd of grey elephants in bowler hats walks in a line. This is the herd. Sensible. Punctual. Gray. They call it silver.
Panel 2. One red elephant walks the other way, past a one way sign. This one is going the wrong way. He disagrees.
Panel 3. The red elephant drives an old green car. He drives something old, loud and unreliable. Braaap. On purpose.
Panel 4. The car is smoking with the bonnet up. It breaks down twice a week. A grey elephant asks: shall I call someone? He considers this a feature.
Panel 5. A hoodie, a tee and a car with a grille badge. Viva Bastardo makes clothes for the hooligan inside of you. And a small portrait of him, for the front of your car.
Panel 6. A grey elephant called Nigel has dropped his bowler hat, put on a cap and joined the red one. There is one in every herd. The herd calls: Nigel. Your hat. Be Bastardo. Maximum talent. Zero performance of effort.