Custom long-sleeve navy blue cotton jumpsuit, handmade in Brooklyn, New York.
Zipper-front, removable velcro bastardo patch over the breast pocket (but really, who would want to de-bastardo themselves?) Embroidered hooligan elephant on the back pocket, and velcro pant-leg ties if you feel like cinching your trousers for a military look. Instant style, minimal effort-the Bastardo way!
For size reference, the old geezer in the photo (me) is 5' 10", 165 pounds, and is wearing a medium
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